Last Call: The Founding Cart Closes Tonight at 11:59pm ET
The founding cart closes tonight at 11:59pm ET. $195 one-time, lifetime access, 0% GoCushy platform fees for life. At midnight the server stops selling — that's not copywriting, it's a database rule.
Short post, because today isn't a day for essays.
The founding window closes tonight, Saturday, August 1, at 11:59pm ET. After that, GoCushy is a Free plan ($0 + 3% platform fee) or Pro ($79/mo + 0.5%) — good deals, honestly priced. But founding members never pay a platform fee again, ever, for $195 once. That trade doesn't come back.
One thing I want to be precise about, because "deadline" is the most abused word in this industry: our deadline is enforced where money moves. At 11:59:59pm ET the checkout stops creating orders. Anyone mid-payment completes safely; nobody who pays gets turned away; nobody who arrives at 12:01 gets a quiet extension. The same honest-deadline machinery runs on every offer our merchants create — tonight it runs on ours.
What you get is what this blog has documented all month: your store on your own Stripe or PayPal, operated by your AI — offers, bumps, one-click upsells, subscriptions, coupons, refunds, real tax at checkout, compliant invoices, EU disclosure built in, ChatGPT as a connector. Plus a 30-day guarantee, so the risk of trying is on us.
Closes 11:59pm ET tonight.
$195 one-time · lifetime access · 0% GoCushy platform fees for life · 30-day guarantee.
Take a founding seatWhen it's gone, it's genuinely gone — the server sees to that.
