On August 1 we open 200 founding seats: $299/yr, 0% platform fees locked for life. Three ways to be part of it — promote it, test it, or run it for your clients. Everything you need is on this page.
1 · Launch affiliates
You know this play — it's the one we all grew up on. A real product, a real deadline, real scarcity (the honest kind — more on that below), and a 50% commission. If your list buys tools that make them money, this is a clean fit.
The offer your audience sees: $299/yr, 0% platform fees locked for life, 200 seats only. After the 200, pricing goes to $79/mo + 0.5% or free + 3% — so the founding seat sells itself to anyone who sells online.
Your rate is locked at the moment of each purchase. Commissions sit in a 30-day refund holdback, then flip to due and get paid.
50% of the $299 founding seat
Rate locked at purchaseWe dogfood. Your link is a gocushy ?via= link, tracked by the exact same system every gocushy merchant gets. You've been burned by launch tracking before — here's why this one is different.
Launch-week schedule
Working launch-week schedule — the July 25 announce date is an example. Sam confirms final dates and sends your tracking link before cart-open.
The story email (Swipe #1). Warm-up — no cart yet, point at the waitlist.
Show the one-sentence-to-live-checkout demo. Social swipes work hard here.
Founding checkout goes live. Send Swipe #2 with your affiliate link.
Mail non-buyers the remaining-seat count. We send you the real number.
When they're gone, founding pricing is gone for good. That's the whole pitch.
Swipe file
Ready to send. Personalise the bracketed bits, swap in your affiliate link, keep the disclosure line. Every claim below is true of the product as shipped — please keep it that way.
SUBJECT: Your AI can build a page. Can it take money?
Hey [FIRST NAME] —
Quick question: have you noticed AI can build you a beautiful
landing page in about 60 seconds now — and then you spend three
days wiring up Stripe, your autoresponder, and a bump/upsell
flow before it makes a dollar?
That gap is the whole game now. AI made pages free. It did NOT
make selling free.
Sam Bakker (you may know him from [HOW YOU KNOW SAM / the launch
world]) just built gocushy to close it. You type one sentence to
Claude, ChatGPT, or Cursor:
"Set up a checkout for my $49 course. Add the $17 workbook
as an order bump, offer my $197 coaching session as a
one-click upsell, and tag buyers in Mailchimp."
...and seconds later you have a live checkout link. Money lands
in YOUR Stripe account — gocushy never holds your funds. Buyers
get tagged and sequenced in your email platform. Order bumps
(typically +20–40% order value) and one-click upsells are built
in, not bolted on.
Doors open August 1. The founding-member deal — 200 seats, then
it's gone: $299/year, 0% platform fees locked for life. After
that it's $79/mo + 0.5%, or free + 3%.
I'll send the link the moment the cart opens.
[YOUR SIGN-OFF]
P.S. Disclosure: I'm a gocushy launch partner and earn a
commission if you buy through my link. Costs you nothing extra.
SUBJECT: Founding member doors are open (200 seats) It's live. gocushy — the checkout layer your AI can actually operate — opened founding-member doors this morning. THE DEAL: $299/year. 0% platform fees, locked for life. You only ever pay Stripe's standard processing, on your own Stripe account. When the 200 seats are gone, pricing goes to $79/mo + 0.5% per sale, or free + 3%. If you sell anything online, the founding seat pays for itself. WHAT YOU GET TODAY — all live, nothing "coming soon": - Hosted checkouts that load in under a second (cards, wallets, Link, BNPL per your Stripe settings) - Order bumps (+20–40% order value) and one-click post-purchase upsells on every one-time offer - Subscriptions billed on your own Stripe - Real tax: Stripe Tax on YOUR registrations, EU reverse charge, NZ/AU GST — plus compliant, sequential invoices - Xero auto-filing on every paid order - Email follow-up: buyers tagged & sequenced in Kit, Mailchimp, or ActiveCampaign - A built-in affiliate engine with server-side tracking - 22 agent tools, so Claude, ChatGPT, or Cursor runs all of it from a conversation — plus a normal dashboard if you'd rather click Grab your seat here: → [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] One detail worth knowing: the checkout you'll buy through runs on gocushy itself. They eat their own cooking. [YOUR SIGN-OFF] P.S. Disclosure: I'm a gocushy launch partner and earn a commission if you join through my link.
Stripe's MCP gives your agent a payment link. gocushy gives it a funnel. Order bumps, one-click upsells, email follow-up — on your own Stripe, run by your AI in one conversation. Founding launch Aug 1: $299/yr, 0% fees for life, 200 seats. [YOUR LINK] #ad
I typed one sentence into Claude and got back a live checkout with an order bump, a one-click upsell, and buyers auto-tagged in Mailchimp. Money straight into my own Stripe. No page builder, no webhooks, no Zapier spaghetti. gocushy opens 200 founding seats Aug 1 — $299/yr, 0% platform fees for life. [YOUR LINK] #ad
AI made landing pages free. It did not make selling free. Checkout, order bumps, upsells, tax, invoices, email follow-up, affiliate tracking — that's still plumbing, and until now nobody's AI could do plumbing. gocushy is the sales machinery layer agents operate: 22 tools your AI uses to create offers, wire follow-up, read sales data, and iterate — with money landing in your own Stripe account. gocushy never holds your funds. It launches August 1 with 200 founding seats: $299/yr and 0% platform fees locked for life. Details here: [YOUR LINK] (Disclosure: I'm a launch partner and earn a commission on sign-ups through my link.)
Scarcity you can actually trust: gocushy checkout countdowns hide at zero and can't fake-reset. Structurally impossible. Pricing is server-side, so an agent can't ship a broken or mispriced checkout. Honest urgency, enforced by code. That's what checkout for the agent era should look like. [YOUR LINK] #ad
ThriveCart and SamCart: real funnel mechanics, zero agent story. Stripe payment links: agent-friendly, zero funnel mechanics. gocushy is both — bumps, upsells, follow-up, affiliates — operated by your AI, paid into your own Stripe. Doors open Aug 1. 200 founding seats, $299/yr, 0% fees for life. [YOUR LINK] #ad
gocushy is the agentic sales bridge: plug your business in once, and any AI — Claude, ChatGPT, Cursor, or your own agents — can run your sales on your own Stripe. Hosted checkouts with order bumps and one-click upsells, subscriptions, real tax and compliant invoices, Xero auto-filing, email follow-up into Kit / Mailchimp / ActiveCampaign, webhooks, and a built-in affiliate engine — all operable through 22 agent tools or a REST API. It's not a page builder (AI made pages free) and not a merchant of record: your money and your customers stay yours, and gocushy never holds your funds. The founding-member launch opens August 1 — $299/yr with 0% platform fees locked for life, limited to 200 seats. [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK]
No network to join, no forms. Email Sam, get your ?via= link back, you're in.
2 · Design partners
We want a small group of working sellers — course creators, coaches, direct-response operators — running real offers with real buyers through gocushy before and during launch week. In exchange for your feedback, you get a founding account free. This is deliberately small: think twenty seats, not two hundred.
Sign up, connect your own Stripe, plug your AI in via MCP, then say "set up a checkout for my $X product with my $X add-on as a bump." It hands you a live link. That's the whole onboarding.
Tell Sam what you sell and roughly how many buyers a month. Sellers with live offers go to the front.
3 · Agencies
If you build funnels, offers, or automations for clients, gocushy changes your unit economics: describe the client's offer to your AI and it wires the whole machine — checkout, bump, upsell, email follow-up, affiliate links, webhooks — then reads the numbers back to you.
Each client connects their own Stripe account. Their revenue goes straight to them — it never routes through you, and gocushy never holds funds. No commingling, no liability headaches, no awkward payout conversations.
22 agent tools plus a full REST API per account: create offers, set bumps and upsells, connect the client's Kit / Mailchimp / ActiveCampaign, pull stats, export accounting-grade CSVs, handle refunds. Embed the checkout on any client site — Lovable, WordPress, hand-coded — with one script tag.
A dedicated multi-client agency tier is on the roadmap — it isn't shipped yet. Agencies who talk to us now get to shape it, and can run clients as individual accounts today.
Mention how many clients you run and what stack they're on today.
Every partner conversation starts the same way: an email to Sam. Subject line's already filled in — just say who you are and which lane you're in.
sam@sambakker.com — read by Sam, answered by Sam.