GoCushy is a checkout your AI runs — on your own Stripe. Real, payable checkouts with order bumps, one-click upsells and subscriptions. No page builder. No developer. No monthly fee.
🔊 Sound comes on as soon as you scroll or tap — a real checkout, order bump & one-click upsell built in one conversation, on your own Stripe.
Founding: $195 once · 0% platform fees for life · doors close Friday 11:59pm ET
They're excellent, mature carts — if you want to click through dashboards. GoCushy is built for the way you're starting to work now: describe what you want, and your AI does it.
| Payment link | ThriveCart / SamCart | GoCushy | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Order bumps & one-click upsells | Not built in | Yes | Yes |
| Subscriptions, tax & invoices | Basic | Yes | Yes |
| Affiliate program | No | Yes | Yes |
| Pay once, then 0% platform fees | — | Monthly / % fees | $195 for life |
| Operated by your AI (MCP) | No | No | Built for it |
| Money settles on your own Stripe | Yes | Yes | Yes |
As of this writing, no other cart is built for an agent to operate. GoCushy is — and it still works with zero AI.
Open a category to see what GoCushy does for that kind of business — with the exact prompts you'd send your AI (ChatGPT, Claude or Cursor) to build it. Same tool, whatever you sell; the money always lands in your own account.
Launch a course, add a bump and a one-click upsell in one message, then edit the sales copy just by asking — and tag buyers into your email flow automatically.
Sell a program and one-click upsell a higher tier or a strategy call. Add an honest deadline, a guarantee, and an early-bird coupon — then ask how it's converting.
Spin up checkouts for clients in seconds, each running on their own Stripe or PayPal so the money and the customer stay theirs. Retainers, packages, embeds — all by talking.
Turn readers into revenue — a paid newsletter, a $9 product, a prompt pack — with an order bump and an inline embed you drop straight into your emails.
Recurring revenue done properly — trials, annual options, failed-payment recovery and a self-serve portal — no Zapier duct-tape holding it together.
Monetise an app or API without a billing project. Take the payment, get a signed order.paid webhook to provision access, and verify entitlements with the verify-purchase API.
For a hero product or a small range: a fast checkout with order bumps and one-click upsells, coupons for promos, and a webhook that pushes every paid order to your fulfillment or OMS. GoCushy is the checkout layer — it takes the payment into your own account and hands the order to your system.
Everything a launch needs — a promo code, a real countdown that deletes itself at zero, a seat cap, and your own affiliate program — then ask your AI how it's going in real time.
One connection, and any AI can assemble the whole selling system — every piece runs on your own account.
Add a checkbox bump and a post-purchase upsell charged to the saved card. The mechanics that lift order value 20–40%.
Monthly or annual, billed on your Stripe. Renewals generate orders, invoices, and receipts automatically.
Tell your agent the headline, benefits, testimonials, guarantee, deadline. It renders into a checkout that can't break.
Stripe Tax on your registrations, EU reverse charge, NZ/AU GST, sequential tax invoices. Auto-file to Xero.
Referral links, server-side tracking, 30-day holdback, automatic refund clawbacks. Pay out from your own accounts.
Receipts, dunning, and 13 autoresponders (Kit, Mailchimp, Klaviyo…). Tag and sequence buyers on every event.
Lifetime access and 0% GoCushy platform fees for life — you pay only Stripe's standard processing rate. No monthly bill for the privilege of selling your own products.
Every sale settles into your own Stripe or PayPal account. GoCushy never holds your funds and never sits between you and your customer.
28 tools your own AI calls directly — Claude, ChatGPT, Cursor. It's not an assistant bolted onto a dashboard; the tools are the product. And it still works with zero AI.
Pay once. Your AI runs your sales forever.
Optional at checkout (+$95): the Worldwide Tax & Affiliates Pack — Stripe Tax on your registrations, compliant sequential invoices, right-of-withdrawal handling, Xero auto-filing, and your own affiliate program with tracking & clawbacks.
Claim your founding seat30-day money-back guarantee. After the founding round: Free ($0 + 3% platform fee) or Pro ($79/mo + 0.5%). Founding members never pay platform fees.
Every payment settles directly in your own Stripe account — GoCushy never holds your funds. We take a platform fee only on plans that have one (founding members pay 0%, for life). You get Stripe's normal payouts, on Stripe's normal schedule.
No. Every total, tax amount, and fee is computed on our servers — the agent can set your headline and testimonials but can't change the price a buyer pays or ship a broken page. Countdowns can't be faked. It's a page an agent styles, not a form it can corrupt.
No. You talk to ChatGPT or Claude in plain English. The only hands-on step is connecting your Stripe or PayPal account once, which takes about five minutes.
It sits on top of it. GoCushy adds the funnel machinery — bumps, upsells, subscriptions, affiliates, tax, invoices — around your existing Stripe. You can even import the products you already sell there in one command.
Three ways, your choice: link straight to the hosted checkout, drop in a one-line snippet that opens it as a popup over your page, or embed it inline right inside a page. Your agent hands you whichever you ask for.
GoCushy's own platform fee is zero for founding members, permanently — even after we introduce paid plans. You still pay Stripe's standard processing fee (that's Stripe's, not ours) on every sale, exactly as you do today.
Pricing moves to Free ($0 + a 3% platform fee) or Pro ($79/mo + 0.5%). Founding members keep 0% forever. That's the whole point of getting in now.
$195 one-time · 0% fees for life · 200 seats.
Lock it in and let your AI run the whole thing.
30-day money-back guarantee. Optional +$95 Worldwide Tax & Affiliates Pack.