Founding member launch · 200 seats

Your AI can write your emails.
Now it can run your sales.

Plug your business in once, and any AI — ChatGPT, Claude, your own agent — operates your complete selling system on your own Stripe: order bumps, one-click upsells, subscriptions, real tax, affiliates. You describe it in plain English. It builds the checkout.

Claim a founding seat — $195 one-time See how it works

0% platform fees, locked for life. Only 200 founding seats.

🎬 Founder walkthrough — dropping before the doors open Friday
Watch · 2 min A walkthrough from Sam, founder of gocushy — watch it build a real checkout, bump, and upsell just by conversation.
you + your AI
Set up a checkout for my $49 course. Add my workbook as an order bump and a coaching call as a one-click upsell.
create_product · create_offer
Done. Your checkout is live with the workbook bump and the coaching upsell:
gocushy.com/c/you/launch-course
Add three testimonials, a 30-day guarantee, and a deadline of Friday midnight.
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Updated — the page now shows your testimonials, guarantee badge, and an honest countdown that disappears when it hits zero. Want me to wire up email follow-up next?
The shift

Checkout tools were built for a human clicking buttons in a dashboard. But the operator is changing. Your AI already drafts your emails and builds your pages — it just can't sell for you yet.

gocushy is the missing layer: the sales machinery an agent can actually run.

The bridge

Stripe's MCP gives your agent a payment link. gocushy gives it a funnel.

A payment link is a cash register. gocushy is the whole store around it — bumps, upsells, subscriptions, tax, invoices, affiliates, follow-up — and every piece is something your AI can create and change by talking to it. It's not a page builder (AI makes pages for free). It's not a middleman that owns your customers. The money lands in your Stripe; the buyers are yours.

01

Bumps & one-click upsells

Add a checkbox bump and a post-purchase upsell charged to the saved card. The mechanics that lift order value 20–40%.

02

Subscriptions

Monthly or annual, billed on your Stripe. Renewals generate orders, invoices, and receipts automatically.

03

Described, not designed

Tell your agent the headline, benefits, testimonials, guarantee, deadline. It renders into a checkout that can't break.

04

Real tax & invoices

Stripe Tax on your registrations, EU reverse charge, NZ/AU GST, sequential tax invoices. Auto-file to Xero.

05

Affiliates

Referral links, server-side tracking, 30-day holdback, automatic refund clawbacks. Pay out from your own accounts.

06

Email & delivery

Receipts, dunning, and 13 autoresponders (Kit, Mailchimp, Klaviyo…). Tag and sequence buyers on every event.

Why handing your AI the keys is safe

Guardrails, built in

Giving an agent control of your checkout only works if it physically can't do the dangerous things. So it can't.

Custody

Your money never touches us

Every charge settles directly in your own Stripe account. gocushy never holds funds — there's nothing to withhold.

Integrity

The agent can't break the price

Every total is computed server-side. An agent can style the page but can't ship a mispriced or broken checkout.

Honesty

Honest scarcity, by construction

Countdowns hide when they hit zero and can never fake-reset. Your urgency is real because the software makes it real.

Control

One human step, ever

You verify your identity with Stripe once (it's the law). After that, your agent does everything else.

Live in about ten minutes

How it works

01

Create your account

Sign up at gocushy.com and connect your Stripe — the one 5-minute step only you can do. Money flows to your account from the first sale.

02

Connect your AI

Add gocushy to ChatGPT, Claude, Cursor, or any MCP client. One connector URL, or one line of config. Now it can operate everything.

03

Describe your funnel

"Sell my course with a workbook bump and a coaching upsell." Your agent builds the checkout, hands you the link, and you're selling.

Where it fits

Built for how you'll actually work

 Payment linkThriveCart / SamCartgocushy
Order bumps & one-click upsellsNot built inYesYes
Subscriptions, tax & invoicesBasicYesYes
Affiliate programNoYesYes
Operated by your AI (MCP)NoNoBuilt for it
Money settles on your own StripeYesYesYes

ThriveCart and SamCart are excellent, mature carts — if you want to click through dashboards. gocushy is for the way you're starting to work now: describe what you want, and your agent does it. As of this writing, no other cart is built for an agent to operate.

The founding offer

Get in before the doors — and keep 0% fees for life

Founding member · 200 seats
$195 one-time
Pay once — lifetime access · 0% platform fees, locked in forever
  • Your AI runs your selling: bumps, one-click upsells, subscriptions
  • Described-not-designed checkouts · 3 templates · can't break
  • 13 email autoresponders · receipts & dunning · delivery
  • Hosted, lightbox, or inline embed — put it anywhere
  • 0% platform fees for life — you pay only Stripe's standard rate
  • A direct line to the founder while we build

Optional at checkout (+$95): the Worldwide Tax & Affiliates Pack — Stripe Tax on your registrations, compliant sequential invoices, right-of-withdrawal handling, Xero auto-filing, and your own affiliate program with tracking & clawbacks.

Claim your founding seat
Founding seats are limited to 200 — we report the real number in every update.

After the founding round: Free ($0 + 3% platform fee) or Pro ($79/mo + 0.5%). Founding members never pay platform fees.

30-day
refund

Try it, sell with it, decide.

Connect your Stripe, build a real checkout, and run it. If gocushy isn't the easiest way you've ever launched an offer, tell us within 30 days and we'll refund your founding membership in full. The only thing you can't get back is the time you'd have spent clicking through a dashboard.

Questions

Straight answers

Is my money safe?

Every payment settles directly in your own Stripe account — gocushy never holds your funds. We take a platform fee only on plans that have one (founding members pay 0%, for life). You get Stripe's normal payouts, on Stripe's normal schedule.

Can the AI overcharge someone or break my checkout?

No. Every total, tax amount, and fee is computed on our servers — the agent can set your headline and testimonials but can't change the price a buyer pays or ship a broken page. Countdowns can't be faked. It's a page an agent styles, not a form it can corrupt.

Do I need to be technical?

No. You talk to ChatGPT or Claude in plain English. The only hands-on step is connecting your Stripe account once, which takes about five minutes and is the same identity check every payment processor requires.

I already sell on Stripe. Does this replace it?

It sits on top of it. gocushy adds the funnel machinery — bumps, upsells, subscriptions, affiliates, tax, invoices — around your existing Stripe. You can even import the products you already sell there in one command.

How do I put a checkout on my website?

Three ways, your choice: link straight to the hosted checkout, drop in a one-line snippet that opens it as a popup over your page, or embed it inline right inside a page. Your agent hands you whichever you ask for.

What does "0% platform fees for life" actually mean?

gocushy's own platform fee is zero for founding members, permanently — even after we introduce paid plans. You still pay Stripe's standard processing fee (that's Stripe's, not ours) on every sale, exactly as you do today.

What happens after the 200 seats are gone?

Pricing moves to Free ($0 + a 3% platform fee) or Pro ($79/mo + 0.5%). Founding members keep 0% forever. That's the whole point of getting in now.

SB
Sam Bakker
Founder, gocushy · Daom Limited, New Zealand

I've spent years building and selling software for creators and marketers. I watched AI make landing pages basically free — and then watched everyone still stuck clicking through the same checkout dashboards to actually sell.

gocushy is the piece that closes that gap: the selling system your AI can run end-to-end, on your own Stripe, without ever being able to break it. I'm opening 200 founding seats to the people who want to sell this way first — and I'm here, personally, while we build it out.

Come build with us →

Sell the way you already work.

One conversation with your AI, and you have a checkout that bumps, upsells, taxes, invoices, and follows up — on your own Stripe. Founding seats are limited to 200.

Claim your founding seat — $195 one-time, 0% fees for life